21 February 2008

sleep

What do you do when you can't sleep? And thinking about the past only makes you sad and regretful, the future makes you lose all hope, and you can't think about the present because you're not doing anything.
Some people count sheep. I can't. Sheep scare me. Someone once told me that sheep are suicidal. They run infront of cars, they jump into gylls. They die.
I don't want to think about that. I don't want to think. But I do think. I think way too much. It really can't be good for me.
So I create stories. Stories about me, what I want my life to be like. I'll imagine myself thin, pretty and happy. Satisfied. I usually create these stories when I'm listening to my ipod, so most of the time I can sing, and dance, and speak fluent French, and do everything that I've always wanted to do. I know it won't happen, yet I keep dreaming, I keep creating, I keep wishing, I keep wanting.
I don't get. I never get what I want. I guess I will just have to keep dreaming. Maybe one day, one of my wishes will come true.

Blonde test

answer true or false for the following questions. be honest!!

Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.

Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.

You have screamed at an inanimate object for 'hurting' you.

You have run into a glass/screen door.

You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.

You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.

You have run into a tree/bush.

You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.

You just tried to lick your elbow.

You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm.

You just sang them to make sure.

You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.

You have seen the the Matrix and still don't get it.

You didn’t notice that in the last sentence, “the” was spelled twice.

You have accidentally caught something on fire.

You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.

You have caught yourself drooling.

Sometimes you just stop thinking.

Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you were talking about.

People often shake their heads at your stories.

You have eaten a bug accidentally.

You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.

You break a lot of things.

You have fallen out of your chair before.

People have called you slow.

You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize.

Friends know not to use big words around you.

You sometimes tilt your head when you’re confused.

Your probably going to have to use a calculator to multiply this.

Multiply all the “true” by 4 to get your percentage.

20 February 2008

Pickup lines, with responses

Guy: Where have you been all my life?
Girl: Hiding from you..... how the hell did you find me???

Guy: I would die for you!
Girl: Prove it.

Guy: Haven't I seen you some place before?
Girl: Yeah, that's why I don't go there any more.

Guy: I want to give myself to you!
Girl: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.

Guy: I'd go through anything for you!
Girl: Good, let's start with your bank account!

Sayings about guys

Here are some funny sayings about guys... I hope no guys get offended :D

Guys are like a box of chocolate, you never know which ones have nuts.

Guys are like parking spaces - the good ones are taken, and the rest are handicapped.

Guys are like lava lamps - fun to look at but not very bright.

Guys are like a deck of cards, you need a heart to love them, a diamond to marry them, a club to beat them, and a spade to busy the body.

Guys are like light switches, even a two year old can turn them on.

Guys are like tissues - strong, soft and disposable.

Guys are like stilettos... once you get the hang of it, you can walk all over them.

Coffe, chocolate, men. Some things are just better richer.

Men are like public toilets, either taken or full of shit.

All guys are animals, some just make better pets.

Guys are great, every girl should own one (or 2....... 3............ ok 10)