20 February 2008

Pickup lines, with responses

Guy: Where have you been all my life?
Girl: Hiding from you..... how the hell did you find me???

Guy: I would die for you!
Girl: Prove it.

Guy: Haven't I seen you some place before?
Girl: Yeah, that's why I don't go there any more.

Guy: I want to give myself to you!
Girl: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.

Guy: I'd go through anything for you!
Girl: Good, let's start with your bank account!

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