Sayings about guys

Here are some funny sayings about guys... I hope no guys get offended :D

Guys are like a box of chocolate, you never know which ones have nuts.

Guys are like parking spaces - the good ones are taken, and the rest are handicapped.

Guys are like lava lamps - fun to look at but not very bright.

Guys are like a deck of cards, you need a heart to love them, a diamond to marry them, a club to beat them, and a spade to busy the body.

Guys are like light switches, even a two year old can turn them on.

Guys are like tissues - strong, soft and disposable.

Guys are like stilettos... once you get the hang of it, you can walk all over them.

Coffe, chocolate, men. Some things are just better richer.

Men are like public toilets, either taken or full of shit.

All guys are animals, some just make better pets.

Guys are great, every girl should own one (or 2....... 3............ ok 10)