Blonde test

answer true or false for the following questions. be honest!!

Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.

Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.

You have screamed at an inanimate object for 'hurting' you.

You have run into a glass/screen door.

You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.

You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.

You have run into a tree/bush.

You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.

You just tried to lick your elbow.

You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm.

You just sang them to make sure.

You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.

You have seen the the Matrix and still don't get it.

You didn’t notice that in the last sentence, “the” was spelled twice.

You have accidentally caught something on fire.

You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.

You have caught yourself drooling.

Sometimes you just stop thinking.

Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you were talking about.

People often shake their heads at your stories.

You have eaten a bug accidentally.

You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.

You break a lot of things.

You have fallen out of your chair before.

People have called you slow.

You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize.

Friends know not to use big words around you.

You sometimes tilt your head when you’re confused.

Your probably going to have to use a calculator to multiply this.

Multiply all the “true” by 4 to get your percentage.